Jizznast
a word accidentally used when a gymnast is trying to talk about what they do, but can’t stop thinking about your monster c-ck and/or bukakke.
person 1: so at my gym yesterday, i did a triple back-hand spring for the first time.
person 2: that’s just lovely (pretending to give a f-ck)
person 1: yes, being a j-zznast is amazing! oops, sorry, i meant gymnast.
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