jizzoptysis
the spitting up or coughing up of j-zz. similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).
q: what’s the most common cause of j-zzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?
a: sucking c-ck. (“sur-keeng kuuhrk”)
q: what’s the most common congenital cause of j-zzoptysis?
a: esophageo-v-g-n-l fistula.
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