Jizzpression
an impression of a man during the lead up to and act -j-c-l-t–n. can be based on personal experience or simply be how you imagine a dude might look/sound when j-zzing.
“omg, when he c-ms he sounds like a dolphin with bronchitis, let me do a j-zzpression.”
“check out this link, jon stewart does a great j-zzpression of congressman randy weber.”
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