jizzunctivitis
n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of j-zz into an unsuspecting victim’s eye. may be bilateral.
“i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of j-zzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man.”
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