Jizzwig
a person that has c-m covering their hair, usually from a bl-wj-b gone wrong. also a person with blonde or white highlights.
right before c-mming, the man pushed the strippers head down and proceeded to give her a j-zzwig.
a chicks hairdoo after a guy ejects s-m-n in it
the idea of which is to sl-t her out and make her look like a cheap sl-t or p-rn star or a slam hog. a girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had s-x first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from l-st.
usually followed by the sentence: ewww he c-mmed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
the guy is known as a j-zzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.
aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ bl-wj-b and he climaxes. the next best thing to c-mmimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.
my chick had a gnarly j-zz wig after i blew my load in her hairdoo. ( well she said not in her mouth so i did the next best thing).
i took her to gobblers kn-b and gave her a j-zzwig.
wow love the bedhead j-zzwig on that chick! i coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty s-x.
she said:help i can’t see i have j-zz in my eyeball!
the guy who did it is now a j-zzwig romeo
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