jizzworthy

used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.
here are some examples of ‘j-zzworthy’ items:

– hot chicks
– taco bell
– popeyes
– donuts
– various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
– gamewinning shots in the nba
– other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
– nice cars

you get the point..
worthy of a j-zz.
dude 1: how is infamous?
dude 2: utterly j-zz worthy!
something so incredibly awesome it is able to make you j-zz or any thing equal to c-mming.
that headshot from 400 yards away was j-zz-worthy
when an event or object is so good that it would be worthy of secreting s-x juice over.
wow that new movie is so good its j-zzworthy
a word that describes how good something is.
jack: no way, did you see that video

ajay: yeah, it was j-zz worthy
a type of girl who is beyond hot, and deserves her own cl-ssification. it is insulting to call a j-zzworthy girl simply ‘hot,’ and your friends will probably sh-tkick you if you decide to use ‘hot’ to describe her
guy 1:”dude, that chick is hot.”
guy 2:”what the f-ck? she’s f-ckin j-zzworthy you moron, go f-ck a dog before we beat your lily -ss all the way to f-cking mexico.”
guy 1:”dude, chill. i was just kidding, i already j-zzed my pants.”
j-zzworthy is an adjective.
-worthy of j-zz
-so good it makes you j-zz
-as good as an -rg-sm
-induces a desire for s-x with
“that boy is j-zzworthy”
“these mozzarella sticks are j-zzworthy”