Jizzy Jake
the rarest man on the planet. he’s hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. he has f-cked so many b-tches that he has become immortal and a god. j-zzy jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest b-tches off his huge schl-ng. if you happen to see the rare sighting of j-zzy jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity….ever.
omfg its j-zzy jake! i need him now!
when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl’s throat
sarah was blowing jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a j-zzy jake, stimulating her gag reflex.
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