Jizzy-Shit Paint
the concept of j-zzy-sh-t paint first appeared in a un directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. scientists believed that a combination of whale s-m-n and horse sh-t could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. plans were to create factories where the j-zz and sh-t would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. however, when kofi annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: “d-mn, you motherf-ckers are crazy, who’s gonna want a house that smells of whale queef?!!”
i really question bobby’s interior design techniques…i mean, i’m all for minimalism, but his choice of j-zzy-sh-t paint gives the room an oppressive stench.
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