Jlawked
the violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.
ben: did you hear about roscoe? he’s in hospital
dave: woah, what happened?
ben: oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 st-tches.
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