joanna
1.the most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. some say she resembles rachel weisz but in actuality weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that joanna sits atop of.
2. pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. be weary though, joanna is a complete bad-ss and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times – for protection from other jealous rival bad-sses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the h-ll of it.
“man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, -ssaulted three cops, and beat up jean-claude van damme. you’re almost as bad-ss as joanna.”
joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.
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beautiful girl, usually dark haired, and has a great taste in music.
who’s that chick who can moonwalk, play guitar and fly?
-oh that’s just joanna
perfection in human form. someone who is “joanna” is likely to be creative, lovely, intelligent and charming; and will always have an impeccable dress sense.
if you are friends with a joanna, count yourself lucky. they are truely the nicest people you will ever meet.
“i wish i was as joanna as her… -sigh-”
a s-xy girl that makes the world smile
wow that girl is a joanna.
the most beautiful, intelligent,perfect woman, able to take my world and make it happy no matter what she does
joanna you are the most amazing woman i’ve ever met
seriously the most awsome-est person ever
most joannas will typically be extremely successful in life and have some friends who like to copy off of them.
joannas really don’t like niners and usually bully them around in the lockers, some joannas may even steal their lunch money….
niners beware…
i totally joannaed that niner!
joanna= awsomeness!
the dopest biznatch you’ll ever meet. joannas are funny, nice, and know how to have a good time. but if you screw around with joanna, she’ll f-ck you up 10x worser than you’d ever imagine.
guy: did you see that n-gg-‘s face? d-mn!!
girl: oh yeah. joanna did that.
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