Job Application
ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. it implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform s-xual favors to get the job. alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.
also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are p-ssing you off and are not going to get what they want.
joe: my ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.
dave: what did you do?
joe: gave her the job application then told her to f-ck off.
dave: hahahaha!
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