Job Savers
gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. candy, such as a life-saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one’s breath.
tommy, do you have any job savers in your desk? i had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. you know he doesn’t like us to drink, even at lunch.
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