Job Sitting
its when you are at work and there are no customers and there is nothing to do and you are just sitting there watching from your position and waiting for something to happen. after a while you begin to start thinking of the most random things possible and playing with your phone.
hey want to hang later?
cant i have job sitting at five.
sounds like fun!
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