Jobus
derived from the greco-latin word jobucles (jo-buh-kleez) meaning “vastly superior sarcasm and wit matched only by his ability to top himself”.
in the cl-ssical chinese, it is similar in meaning to the name of the great philosopher facetious.
warning: more than 10 seconds of exposure to one known as jobus will result in extreme giggliness or frustration – often a combination of both.
jobus is at it again. (see sentence referencing the use of “facetious”)
facetious say, “a penny saved is a penny unspent. so hand it over.”
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