jock-a-versity
a jock-a-versity is an inst-tution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big sat-rday game get more attention than academic pursuits.
most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the bcs inst-tutions. they play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.
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