jock strap cookie race


when new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their b-tt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap and whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the -ss sweat cookie along with the other losers of the race but the winner is not required to eat the cookie but hey why not it shows team spirit. (in blue mountain state this is how alex moran, creg shilo and sammy cacciatore are initiated into the blue mountain state football team and for some reason thad castle takes part in the race even though he is already part of the football team and he actually wins but still eats the cookie because he’s a real -ss g like that and to top that all off he’s the captain and the best that bms will ever have.)
d-mn did you see that jock strap cookie race last week? yeah!… it was crazy

hey i would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. ok if you think your bms material then you need to first partic-p-te in the jock strap cookie race. i’ll be there.

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