Jockey stealing
the act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but sh-gs you anyways. purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she’s a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they’re told “i’ve got a boyfriend”
that hot chick has a jockey, but i’m gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.
she’s been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren’t good, i can totally jockey steal her later.
she says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but i reckon she’ll still put out.
man, you’ve given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.
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