Jockin’ My Goose
1) to bother someone
2) to joke with, similar to “pulling my leg” and “pulling my d-ck
3) another term to say hand/bl-w j-bs
1) person 1 – “dude, you suck at skateboarding!”
person 2 – “man, stop jockin’ my goose”
2) person 1 – “yo she blew me and i came in her eye!”
person 2 – “no way man, are you jockin’ my goose?”
3) “she jocked my goose last night. it was awesome”
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