jockstrap

those straight boys who you know like c-ck
“what? jakes not gay he’s dating nina.”
“sure he’s not, i swear that guys such a f-cking jockstrap.”
a garment made of stretchy cotton intended primarily to embar-ss teenaged boys in gym cl-ss and secondarily to secure their wobbly bits from getting jostled.
boys, if you don’t wear your jock strap, then when you make that turnaround jump shot, you’ll leave your family jewels on the floor.
first called a “bike jockey strap” in the 1890s,it was sold to bicyclists to prevent nut aches while riding a bike on b-mpy, unpaved roads. bike became a brand name and there famous and popular garment was known by most as a jockey-strap until about the 1970s when its started to be known as just a jock.
jocks (or athletic supporters) were required equipment for all 7th. through 12 grade boys during p.e. cl-ss at most all of the nation’s schools until about 1985 a trend toward loose nuts (the boxer rebellion) may have been the downfall of the jock-
strap in america.
“kowinski ! where’s your jock-strap ?
underwear for males, that can look like a thong,brief, or boxer and is used to protect the males b-lls, and p-n-s while playing a sport.
today after basketball practice we all through our jockstraps at the nerds.
a word used to describe someone who lacks common sense and has poor social manners. they like to gloat about themselves and their achievements, even if that means demoralizing others.
bob: “dayyumm, this girl’s the epitome of ugly. haha… the compete opposite of me”

mary: “wow, this guy is the biggest jockstrap”

joe: “what a js”
protective underwear for a guy. looks like briefs with no backing. holds up the b-lls and p-n-s so that there’s no discomfort during sports or working out.
i wear a jockstrap when i play basketball
that guy has such a small package i bet he doesn’t need a jockstrap.
a banana hammock. a jewelbox (for the family jewels).
bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the poofters on parade parade.
1) a ‘jock’, or any athletic overachiever.
2) a device that is worn by males to protect their genitalia while partic-p-ting in athletic activities.
that jockstrap is such a f-cking neckhead.