Jockstrap Cowboy
the either open or closet h-m-s-xual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a “trainer” or “equipment manager” as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. the ultimate goal of the jockstrap cowboy, also known as the “jock wrangler” and the “sweaty swiper” is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his cl-ssmate’s taint, b-ss, gouch, grundle, netheregions, b-sshole, and testes all at once.
little huey was chomping at the bit to be the new jockstrap cowboy for his high schools badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlec-ck.
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