Jocktard
a high school or college “scholar athlete”, usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. jocktard is conjugated from jock and r-t-rd, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. these people are usually in special ed or remediation cl-sses, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. they often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.
jocktard cody-(to student) “all i know is u better not come home…u f-ggot -ss b-tch.”
sister of student, now rofl-“all i know is…he summed it up right there.
a sports fan who’s entire world revolves around a professional sports team. spanish;jockotardo
i cannot take it, all the jocktards at work are up in arms and p-ssed, over some f-cking game their team lost. as if.
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