JOCOD
jerk off cut off date
2 weeks prior to going home on military leave when you are on deployment you have reached your jocod. this is to ensure you can give your loved one or some random girl 2 full weeks of stored, pent-up, high powered blast of man juice.
ssg steven: man i can’t wait i just reached my jocod.
sgt mankins: just 2 weeks and you can give her all you got
ssg steven: i hope i can make it two weeks.
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