jodon
jodon: usually born with a d-ck, but w-nks it so much it shrivels up and dies before hitting 10 years old
has something called a “social life”
girl: where’s your d-ck!?
jodon: i must’ve forgot to mention, my name is jodon, this is normal… i hope
girl: i’m sorry but i can’t do this (literally)
jodon: eat my -ss, i have a social life!
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