Joe Mama Angie Daddy
an incredibly clever joke used only by extremely intelligent and witty people. is meant to sound like “yo mama and ye daddy!”. a clever way to trap people into the joke is to say “i saw joe angie do the craziest thing” the unsuspecting victim of hilarity will respond “who is joe angie?” at which point you reply “joe mama angie daddy! b-tch!”. everyone in the room will applaud and very attractive women will offer you s-xual favors.
ian: hey, did you hear about how joe angie held up that liquor store?
victim: who’s joe angie?!
ian: joe mama angie daddy! dumb-ss! i can’t believe you fell for that!
victim: wow, that was so incredibly witty and intelligent. i’m going to kill myself to honor the humor. (room applauds ian)
scarlett johansson: ian please t-tty f-ck me!
ian: if you insist.
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