Joe Millionaire
some punk that’s really broke and drives dump trucks, but tries to front like he’s rich to get girls
girl: “hey joe, let’s go back to your supermansion and mess around in that olympic sized indoor pool of yours.”
joe: “uh ummm uh…actually my…uhhh…butler is…ummmm…cleaning the house right now and i…uhhh…think he’s using some…ummmm…poisonous chemicals so…uhhh…let’s go to your place this time.”
girl: “all right. but you promise to show me tomorrow?”
joe: “i-i-i-uhhhh…yes, definitely, sure.”
girl: “oooooh i can’t wait.”
landlord: “hey moron, when are you gonna pay your f-cking rent? you owe me $500…that’s $250 for each of the last two months.”
joe: “i’m afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. i’m really rich and live in a $20 million dollar mansion in beverly hills.”
landlord: “suuuuuuure you are. (smack!) pay up, b-tch!”
girl: “i’m out of here, you f-cking joe millionaire (smack!)”
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