Joe Shines
(1) n. a man who gained mythic status in amongst las vegas youth in the late 90’s for being the man who no one ever met, yet everyone adored. known for being a real nice guy, a modern buddah, and for having a very small right hand. and working at round table pizza.
through a single obsessed kid, his name spread throughout local high schools and through speculation and gossip alone, spurred clubs and “joe shines” parties. joe shines hats and t-shirts were regular attire. transplanted by college bound
“joeheads” of the time, present joe shines clubs exist at texas a&m, lmu in los angeles, and at sfu in san fransisco, near where most believe to be his present whereabouts. a doc-mentary about the ’99 riot at gorman high school over a joe shines related dispute is currently in production and slated for a ’06 festival release.
“who is joe shines? and why is his name written on every wall?”
“he’s just joe shines. that’s it. and we love him for it.”
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