Joe Sixpack
average american moron, iq 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and cnn, and believe everything his president says.
this is so simple, even a joe sixpack can understand.
your average american. used by excessively by sarah palin during the vice presidential debate.
sarah palin: that normal joe sixpack american is finally represented in the position of vice presidency…
a normal or average “run of the mill” person; or rather a person of daily life.
joe six pack’s sat score was an 1000, because he’s an average guy.
the appropiate nickname for the ignorant m-sses drowning out all remaining hints of intellect on our planet. you know them–they’re the same kind who take jesus’ death for granted, eat at mcdonalds every day and think pan-and-scan is superior to widescreen.
joe six pack: why are these big black bars obscuring my screen? i want my screen filled, not this stupid film elitist cr-p. i have a right, you know, and–
–jsp dies of heart attack from eating one too many big macs–
1. a regular all around blue collar worker guy who drinks beer regularly 2. a regular guy who has well developed abdominal muscles 3. a term made popular by sarah palin, governor of alaska and former vice presidential candidate.
yo joe sixpack throw me a brewski.
an outdated representation of the average american male. in the 21st century, the average american man is more likely to drink lattes, play a musical instrument, and listen to indie rock than slobber around with a beer belly. however, people keep using the term since they want to feel above average and so use a below average example to represent what’s average.
hey, let’s hang at starbucks and listen to green day while laughing at joe sixpack who walks around with a beer belly, drinking miller genuine draft and listening to guns n roses.
(the irony being that green day and starbucks are far more popular and mainstream in the 21st century than guns n roses and miller beer).
joe the plumber’s cousin.
joe six pack’s wife: joe, invite joe over for dinner tomorrow. tell him to bring his tools.
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