Joe Witt (Runner)


man? myth? legend? who knows. the native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. n-body knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.
idiot: have you ever heard of joe witt (runner)?

educated man: yeah, i think he just won the olympics!

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