joe45
a sad, self pitying, underachieving, socially inept, sheltered, superficial, ignorant but steadfast, desperate, and determined guy
his sole purpose in life is to find a good looking girl that will love him for who he is, that isn’t a gold digger or a prost-tute
he has herpes from the “service provider” he used
he has an education from a few schools no one has heard of outside his city
he’s even gotten f-cked and chucked
but he is persistent, he will go to the bus stops, the dating sites, the libraries, the streets and sarge like his life depended on it, he gets numbers and emails by the dozens but none of these connections last
through it all, he endures and persists
on the internet he gets invaluable advice from the m-sses, his power level increases, and his journey continues
in everyone, there is a joe45
joe45 will get rejected 1000 times, post 10000 threads, and go sarge the next day, because he aint no f-cking quitter
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