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• Truffle shovel

  licking truffle b-tter off of someone’s -sshole and proceeding to eat it hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.

• pussy terminator

  freezing gallium on your d-ck and melting it in the heat of somebody’s v-g-n-. mike: i just gave jennifer a p-ssy terminator last night! she’ll probably die but it was worth it.

• siri-rupting

  to annoy by speaking to someone else’s siri, adding random words to their dictation. often done one too many times to be considered funny. sponge. my girlfriend kept siri-rupting me in the car. i was going to take her for sushi, but now we’re heading to mcdonalds.

• ass cram

  when you’ve been really bad in the holiday season and your -ss randomly gets crammed. not to be confused with folklore. i was disappointed in my christmas presents, so i got -ss cram. i asked for a side of cranberry, but instead i got a fistful of -ss cram.

• himility

  himility n. (himble, hermility, hermble) the ability to demonstrate and perceive that you are humble while being an egotistical, self centered, narcissistic megalomaniac. synonmous with the feminine version. hermility. aka donald trump and hilary clinton. adverb form himbly and hermbly. donald trump graciously and himbly accepted the nomination for president from the national rifle -ssociation […]

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