Joemance
the kind of relationship a man has with a woman where he’s perpetually in the friend zone and is there as a supportive shoulder to cry on and to always help out with everything, yet reaps none of the benefits of being in an actual relationship (i.e. affection or s-x).
he’s way into that girl but totally got sucked into a joemance.
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- paper-saviour
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