Joey Graceffa

a girl that you definitely wanna take home to ma and pa… amazing girl, that you should never let go!
d-mn… that whitney girl is a keeeeeeeeper!
a d-mn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don’t believe in love at first sight.
she will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. if you meet a whitney that doesn’t have an amazing body, that b-tch changed her name.

a blast to be around, she’s the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that d-mn hard. you can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she’ll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she’ll love it just as much, if not more. she’ll make you laugh at stuff you’ve never even thought about, she’ll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you’ll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.

basically the perfect woman.

take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you’re the one to take her down the isle if you love her.

definitely a catch, if you get her, don’t you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.

by no means may she ever be considered a sl-t, but she’ll never run out of guys that want her.
things to do with your whitney if you’re lucky enough to have one;
cuddle.
cuddle.
cuddle some more.
just hang out.
be around her.
enjoy her presence.
worship her body.
cherish every second you spend with her.

to summarize;
she is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don’t deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.

sources:
my girlfriend whitney is d-mn amazing.
an amazing person. gorgeous, honest, intelligent, strong, and loving. someone that’s hard to find, but worth looking for!
“i don’t want just any average girl, i’m waiting for a whitney.”
very wild and funny. great to hangout with and have a funny -ss laugh at a party.

loves to party and have a good time.
hey lady. why wont you be more whitney!
a curious daydreamer ;

crazy in the mind and beautiful in the heart. a girl most people can’t handle to be around, but those who can, never want her to leave. family oriented and an all around sweetheart. mouth of a sailor and body of a saint. tends to be overdramtic and unrealistic, one of a kind. the only girl you can have a true love with. fighting dragons and kissing princes is a daily job for this sherlock holmes style woman. often an imaginary, or made up person.
aristotle ain’t got nothing on a whitney!!
a very very nice girl, is funny outgoing and gorgeous

if you meet one you should cherish every moment with her because she is a true gift and honer to be around.
i love you whitney
1:no skill at checkers,but rocks up tic-tac-toe.

2: a totally wicked awsome lady who’s name is whitney.
1: steve: wanna play tic-tac-toe?
timothy: h-lls no! your a total whitney… lets play checkers!

2: harold: hey look, its whitney… she’s totally wicked awsome!

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