Jog on


an insult, meaning ‘f-ck off’; from the british film “the football factory”

one of those great, frequently relevant one-liners. now hijacked by chavs, making it sound less impressive than when it was only quoted by those who’d actually seen the movie.
“jog on you muggy little c-nt!”
get lost; p-ss off.

british slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 nick love film “the football factory”.

the expression, however, has a far longer history – dating back in scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in francis semphill’s popular song “maggie lauder”
jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
my name is maggie lauder.

(get on your way, you bletherer,
my name is maggie lauder.)
it means “f-ck off” if somone is doing your nut in
jog on or im gonna do you in
derived from football factory, a term used to tell a fellow human to hurry about his/her task
(a)what shall i do about that dinlow who put the lillies in wiv the crysanths boss?
(b)well jog on and get it sorted soppy b-ll-cks!
its a word to say f-ck off to the person that does your nutting
boy: your sh-t at running love
girl: your such a d-ck
boy: jog on yeh bag head
girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime
romany gypsy word meaning keep going sometimes used as an encouragement to a horse to start moving when ridden or harnessed to a cart.
jog on mush i,ll see you later.
jog on my beauty.
on a snowy day with friends you utter “jog on” and unbeknown to them you then throw a snowball at a window and get a head-start on the running away from the victims.
“jog on!” -window clash- friends slip and fall over as they sprint from the scene.

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