Jogger
basically fat people pants
richard buys joggers because nothing else fits him
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someone who is obsessed in jogging, usually can be found in parks or rural roads in early morning. they’ve also developed an acute sense of discovering corpses in the vicinity.
police 1, “well what we got here?”
police 2, “that jogger found a corpse there.”
someone who believes is engaging in excruciating physical activity but fail to realize he just can’t run so must resort to fast walking.
mike: look at that guy jogging
me: yeah man, the girl next to him is walking faster.
mike: what a jogger.
1. someone who wishes they could run like a compet-tive runner, but cannot so they wear all sorts of running gear for no reason.
2. one of the worst things to call a runner. runners and joggers are and never will be the same, to call them the same is to show much ignorance
look at that runner go, in all that gear… wait what am i saying? runners are faster, not to mention don’t need more than shoes, shorts & a t-shirt. that’s obviously a jogger
light sport shoes (eventually cheap)
i love my comfortable pair of joggers.
one who is unhealthily obsessed with fitness and health.
“i phoned ali to see if he was coming out, but he was at the gym again. the guy’s such a f–king jogger.
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