Jogsterbate
to m-st-rb-t- while jogging, usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.
“hey john, wanna jogsterbate later after our gym session?”
“sure steve, i’d love to jogsterbate with you anytime!”
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