Johan K Jensen


johan k jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
the word originates in sweden, where johan k jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is “johan, falken” and “bigfoot”((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are “story of a schnöphead” and when “i when get high, i like to eat stuff”.
because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
the word ‘johan k jensen’ is mostly used in the northern-european countries, but is spreading.
in some cases johan k jensen can replace the word ‘love’.
johan k jensen can be shorten down to jkj or johan.
ex.1
man, you are really johan k jensen!

ex.2
that movie was so johan, best ever.

ex.3
-i love you.
-you’re so k jensen, i love you to!

ex.4
-i thought you johan k jensen that girl?
-yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn’t love, and it was absolutely not jkj.

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