johann sebastian
a form of rhyming slang in which “johann sebastian” means “back”. it is named after the cool -ss german composer
johann sebastian —> johann sebastian bach
bach —> back
“dude, i’m gonna go take a p-ss right quick. i’ll be johann sebastian”
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