John bathroom break.


a bathroom break lasting an hour or more. often after john bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. if one is known to take john bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.
“dude where were you?” “sorry i had to take a john bathroom break.”
1 more definition
a really freaking long bathroom break. (ex: 1 hour)
john! why did you just take a john bathroom break? we have been waiting for you for an hour!

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