john burk
a man who acts over the top macho and heteros-xual. deeply closeted h-m-s-xual. maturity level of a teenager despite being in his thirties or older. spends hours a day working out while staring in the mirror. loud, aggressive voice and manner, high usage of curse words and physical violence. teeming with anger and frustration. likely former military, and he will make sure you know it and not let you forget it. left/was removed from the military due to his inability to be promoted because of his lack of intelligence, maturity, and all around measuredness; however this is lost on him, and he will complain that the military was becoming too soft for him. fabricates the difficulty and harsh conditions/ treatment of his military training and experience. narcissist. b-tches about “snowflakes” having hurt feelings, making clear he himself is a hurt and tender snowflake. vocabulary will include the words “snowflake,” “alpha,” “beta,” “p-ssy,” “pc,” and other similar words. makes a living as a facebook/internet celebrity, and has a following consisting of wannabe-john burks whose d-cks get hard at the thought of a john burk. protests too much. sad!
“wow, that guy is such a john burk! just last week he was at the man hole and now he’s acting like mr. heteros-xual tough guy!”
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