John Dudgeon
big muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. ufc wont let him in because his muscles are too big. drives a blood red mustang that is the chuck norris of cars! neglects family every chance he gets! oh, and slipknot rules! john dudgeon!
friend 1: hey, have you seen that mustang?
friend 2: ya dood, it was so john dudgeon, it could go like 500 mph in 2.3 seconds.
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