John F. Kennedy Middle School
one of the many middle schools named after a president in brevard county
jfkms- a school where they try and put your kids on meds , so they get more money, where they want you to dress modest, but when you layer clothing they make you call your parents, your not alloud to die your hair “an unnatural color” because its a “distraction” and yet, you could walk around with your a– hanging out and no one would say a thing. a place where everyone is a poser, and yet everyones cool, where more that half the “cool”girls have had s-x or are about to , where girls think its cool to to go past “third base” for them but if someone else does it there a “sk-nk,hoe,wh-r-,prost-tute,ect.”. kms is a “family” when the teachers talk to you like you’ve just taken a whole bottle of retilian, and expect you to do an hour worth of homework from each teacher in 3-4 hours. kms is where you can be best friends with someone one minute and at war with the next. mr. forester looks like dr. phil!
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