John Hancock

a signature. derives from john hanc-ck’s signature, which was written in large letters, on the declaration of independence.
could you please put your john hanc-ck on this form so that i can turn it in?
(n.) american shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the american revolution. he served as president of the second continental congress, was famously a signatory to the declaration of independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of m-ssachusetts. in addition to these accomplishments, hanc-ck was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. he wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of george washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow founding father, dr. benjamin rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.
john hanc-ck was one of america’s most ill-strious founding fathers and early s-x educators.
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all checks must have your john hanc-ck to prove that you wrote them.
one shizza guy. he signed the decleration of independence first. he totally owned the other founding fathers.
if i live in the 1700’s i would so go clubbing with john hanc-ck.
when a man sticks his p-n-s in ink and swipes it on another person’s face.
after i sign this doc-ment, can i give you my john hanc-ck?
when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hanc-ck with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my ful name
when a man is about to -j-c-l-t- during s-xual intercourse, he pulls out, and shoots his s-m-n on the belly of his partner. he then dips his pinkie in the “ink well” (his partner’s belly b-tton) and signs his name. for additional flair the man may extend the fingers on his signing hand to simulate the feather on a quill.
“he gave her his john hanc-ck. he even dotted his i’s and crossed his t’s.”

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