John Hock


another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site -pictureyourprize- that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. he got amor hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that sh-t.

he’s the whole stickam package.
$uper$c3n3k1d: omfgz lyke did yew see john hock on stickam today?~-

i r jesuslawlz: lolzzzz omfgz yeeeeh! i lyke won his macbook!11!!!!11
stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his d-ck, and loves the ugliest girls.
john hock is dtf
how you tell someone/describe someone as becoming utterly obsessed with stickam and should stop as soon as possible.
person 1: omgomgogm, 10 more friends on stickam!
person 2: holy sh-t, you’re turning into john hock.
person 1: stfu! i’m going to tell sticky on you!
person 2: …..
john hock is the cutest boy on the internet.

he has a popular show on stickam called the john hock show.

he loves kimikobra,alot!
www.mysp-ce.com/johnhockftw

woah,did you see john hock and kimikobra the other day?

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