John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit
it’s a move done when you’re taking a sh-t that when the p–p is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the sh-t hanging outta your -ss, smear all over your face, and sing “john jacob jingle heimer sh-t”
i love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his d-ck, and suck it while rubbing my -sshole.
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