John Keats
a v. s-xy and talented romantic poet who died tragically of tuberculosis at the age of twenty-five. he thought he was going to be forgotten, hence the epitaph “here lies on whose name was writ in water”, but obviously he’s worthy of an entry on urban dictionary, so i suppose he hasn’t been forgotten, after all?
after hearing about the circ-mstances of his death, another v. s-xy and talented romantic poet, percy bysshe sh-lley, wrote the poem “adonais” and claimed that keats had been killed by his critics. there is a bit of a difference between dying because you were distressed by someone saying something nasty about your poems and dying because your lungs are half-destroyed, but obviously sh-lley couldn’t tell the difference.
his best known poems include “ode to a nightingale” “la belle dame sans merci” and “to autumn”.
john keats was only five foot tall.
(yes, really!)
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