John Kett
a figure of blame. if something has gone wrong, it invariably is john kett’s fault.
a john kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. see – flaming pint.
i can’t believe the conservatives are reducing child allowance – i know, i blame john kett.
“my g-d! that man’s pint of lager is on fire!”
“i know, he’s doing a john kett.”
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