John Mark
a name for a very special person who loves truthfully and honestly.
“i love you.” “omgosh! your name is john mark! you really love me!!”
a warm-loving, all around great guy. someone who will always be there to make you laugh, and be there when you need most. typically brown hair, relatively short, and fun-loving. there is always a smile on a johnmark’s face, whether he’s happy or not. johnmarks also don’t look that bad either.
“so you’re dating johnmark? you lucky girl.”
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