John Martin


a super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. all girls love him and he has the cutest smile. he alwayse smells amazeing and has the s-xiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. he randomly pokes people (which is totally not normal btw)
that john martin is so hot!!

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