john michael
the sweetest, awesomest and most caring guy you’ll ever meet. he never hesitates to tell you that you’re beautiful, or to compliment you in any way. john michael is always honest, and is the best listener. he has beautiful eyes and the cutest freckles. he’s also the most attractive guy ever. i’m so lucky to have such an amazing best friend.
john michaels make the best boyfriends.
johnmichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles
1. wow.. all the girls love johnmichael.
2. johnmichael is soo handsome.
a pretty funny guy, superb music taste. dry humored, thinks he is edgy but in reality he is actually just kinda insensitive .always good to have one in your friend group, or just as a plus one.
“is that guy listening to ballroom blitz? what a john michael!”
biggest dipsh-t you will ever know, can’t play any sports for his life. he sucks at getting girl and is often g-y.
that guy was so mean, what a john-michael.
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