John motherfuckin’ Smith
refers to one of the most unknown bad-sses of all time. john smith beheaded 5 turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a sh-tty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a sh-t ton of bad -ss acomplishments.
“hey, shaun! you know the kid that sits in the corner? well, it turns out he’s a john motherf-ckin’ smith! i hear he has seven soccer mvp medals and a black belt in
tai kwan do!”
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